Thanksgiving, Schultz family-style

Brother's ex-girlfriend brings the sticky, Father breaks out the copper pipe he welded in college in the '70s, everyone smokes together, proceeds to finish the unbelievably delicious gourmet feast Mother has been planning for weeks. Father wears his Sunday best, Mother's tired she needs a rest/the kids are playing up downstairs, Sister's sighing in her sleep, Brother's got a date to keep. Errrrrr...